I think I got fired yesterday. But maybe not. But yeah I think so. I had this job for like a week, it was way out in fucking Dandenong 45 minute drive away from the CBD dammit, $50 bucka week outta my life to train there dammit then you have to meet up with a few other people that work there too and get a taxi from the station to the workplace and someone has to pay the taxi then they reimburse you when YOU GET PAID dammit I never paid for the taxi I thought it was so lame.
So I fully went there like oh m y god yesterday (HA! skank slang) and I was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tired like unbelievably and the thought of me standing up for 8 hours packing CDS away into boxes then pallets just drained my bones out and I ate a big lunch on our fackin break and drank water and shit and I was still on the verge of collapsing and my efficiency was wearing off and I went out for a ciggarette and that didnt help and I was all like fuckin hurry up 6oclock I WANNA GO HOME and so I stole a DVD from work and it made me feel better then it was time to go and my
boss was like, 'oh ruby, dont bother coming tomorrow, theres no work left and besides all were doing is like manly forklifting stuff so just maybe give us a call back... on friday? yeah' then i was like okay its payday tomorrow, so how will iget it? then she was like 'oh ill get Laura from your hostel to bring it back' and I was like yeah whatever, thinking, isint she a girl? then why is she coming tomorrow? knobhead!
so after work were like all outside waiting for our fuck off taxi when the boss was like to Laura 'oh man your like a machine! you work really well! YOUR REAL GOOD AYE. & I was just sitting there thinking ohhh take your freakin warehouse and burn it down and get the hell outta here.
so I stole this 1930's movie called 'Marihuana' and it was just strange. me ash n simon watched it stoned out of our skulls and it was set in Los Angeles and the way the synopsis described it on the back was pretty funny, it pretty much said that this woman mixes with the wrong guy and becomed a heroin dealking slut but the scened of the camera straight on her face with a spliff in her hand laughing like like a motherfucker are just FUNNY were talking proper 1930's here yknow ye olde 'just messin around with the fun ciggarette.. never mind me my dear'
Jeeeepers.
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