And I couldnt care less about what anyone says. Theres all those people that complain about people that put auckland down, well, I'm gonna complain about those people.
I get that theres people here living it up and loving it, but in most cases its people that are fairly new to here or arent from here. I dunno, like I get that theres stuff going on that could make it a better experience. But its hard when you've grown up here your entire life and certain places can remind you of certain [bad] times.
I'm just sick of the same streets, the same fuckin circle of weirdos my family has associated with forever. And I really dont want to become apart of it just like that. I feel like I've had my time here and there's not much excitement left for me, I find it really hard to be inspired. Its my dang hometown and its like this massive place thats lame and theres not much going on.
I get these like gut feelings and craves for these new places. Sometimes I get these visions or pictures in my head of this place I want to go to. Or like a feeling I want to feel. And it's like butterflies then it goes away.
Its so weird, I've been wanting to leave here for so long. Why Aren't I? I blame it on being stoned more often than not and just like forgetting what I was doing or something. Regarding planning to gtfo of here.
Its just weird like I'll be all living and content with everything then all of a sudden I'll just jave this freak out like wtf am I doing here, what am I doing with myself. Whats the actual reason I'm in this situation. I miss my fucking friends. I've been telling myself for ages I don't have many friends. But I do, their just not 'around' me.
Dunnoooooooooo just want to move on from this gluey sticky Auckland Thing
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Toothpaste
If you want to find real information, you have to go and find it.
So never believe advertising. Ever. Even if you see a band poster and it says their playing somewhere, it means their not. Well not really but to an extent.
Anyway, what I'm trying to get at is, I fucking can't stand anything to do with Colgate. They are assholes. They know nothing about cleaning mouths. They also know nothing about toothbrushes. They all probaby have stink breath, and keep trying to find ways to make their stink breath go away. And it just won't. That's why they invent a new tootbrush and toothpaste every 2 days.
The point of my post, is to interest people in a better way to clean their mouth. This will make colgate toothpaste seem like your just covering up your teeth grime with a mint flavoured lolly paste.
This is the sequence of events when I clean my mouth, that is, clean my MOUTH not brush my teeth..
First, I brush my teeth using: http://www.healthpost.co.nz/Personal_Care/Natural_Toothpaste/WLTR/Ratanhia-Toothpaste.html
Its cousin, the salt one: http://www.healthpost.co.nz/Personal_Care/Natural_Toothpaste/WLTS/Salt-Toothpaste.html
is actually way better than the first one, and salt is exceptionally good for your gums.
So I brush my teeth using that, with a regular bristle toothbrush with the HARD texture. (Not those fuckin soft colgate ones with those rubber bits on it that supposedly surround your teeth with an orb of energy that magically lift out the dirt)
Sometimes I sprinlke table salt on my toothbrush over the paste, for extra clean feel and gum health.
After I brush my teeth, I scrape my tongue using a spoon (I keep the same spoon..) but you can buy actual tongue scrapers from a health shop. They look like this: http://www.google.co.nz/imgres?q=tongue+scraper&hl=en&biw=1024&bih=539&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=-Sxhd6CFbgFX3M:&imgrefurl=http://www.atoncer.com/health/ayurveda.htm&docid=1guJpF7AJK8kwM&w=144&h=148&ei=YIlDTvfIHKHhiAKYwuXkAg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=109&page=4&tbnh=105&tbnw=102&start=47&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:47&tx=59&ty=72
THEN (I love this part)
I gargle with Ratanhia mouthwash:
http://www.google.co.nz/imgres?q=ratanhia+mouthwash&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&rls=com.microsoft:en-nz:IE-SearchBox&rlz=1I7ADSA_en&biw=1024&bih=539&tbm=isch&tbnid=01nzq1dWgNL2dM:&imgrefurl=http://themouthwashmall.blogspot.com/2011/04/ratanhia-mouthwash-concentrate-17-oz.html&docid=jzBAajskmihvVM&w=440&h=500&ei=LotDTpqwDOTniAKKzO26Ag&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=422&page=1&tbnh=123&tbnw=108&start=0&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0&tx=89&ty=39
It's concentrated so you just put a few drops in your mouth then water. Its so strong you can use it for ulcers.
Then. What you do is. Walk out of the bathroom with the sparkliest mouth ever,
UP YOURS COLGATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
x
So never believe advertising. Ever. Even if you see a band poster and it says their playing somewhere, it means their not. Well not really but to an extent.
Anyway, what I'm trying to get at is, I fucking can't stand anything to do with Colgate. They are assholes. They know nothing about cleaning mouths. They also know nothing about toothbrushes. They all probaby have stink breath, and keep trying to find ways to make their stink breath go away. And it just won't. That's why they invent a new tootbrush and toothpaste every 2 days.
The point of my post, is to interest people in a better way to clean their mouth. This will make colgate toothpaste seem like your just covering up your teeth grime with a mint flavoured lolly paste.
This is the sequence of events when I clean my mouth, that is, clean my MOUTH not brush my teeth..
First, I brush my teeth using: http://www.healthpost.co.nz/Personal_Care/Natural_Toothpaste/WLTR/Ratanhia-Toothpaste.html
Its cousin, the salt one: http://www.healthpost.co.nz/Personal_Care/Natural_Toothpaste/WLTS/Salt-Toothpaste.html
is actually way better than the first one, and salt is exceptionally good for your gums.
So I brush my teeth using that, with a regular bristle toothbrush with the HARD texture. (Not those fuckin soft colgate ones with those rubber bits on it that supposedly surround your teeth with an orb of energy that magically lift out the dirt)
Sometimes I sprinlke table salt on my toothbrush over the paste, for extra clean feel and gum health.
After I brush my teeth, I scrape my tongue using a spoon (I keep the same spoon..) but you can buy actual tongue scrapers from a health shop. They look like this: http://www.google.co.nz/imgres?q=tongue+scraper&hl=en&biw=1024&bih=539&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=-Sxhd6CFbgFX3M:&imgrefurl=http://www.atoncer.com/health/ayurveda.htm&docid=1guJpF7AJK8kwM&w=144&h=148&ei=YIlDTvfIHKHhiAKYwuXkAg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=109&page=4&tbnh=105&tbnw=102&start=47&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:47&tx=59&ty=72
THEN (I love this part)
I gargle with Ratanhia mouthwash:
http://www.google.co.nz/imgres?q=ratanhia+mouthwash&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&rls=com.microsoft:en-nz:IE-SearchBox&rlz=1I7ADSA_en&biw=1024&bih=539&tbm=isch&tbnid=01nzq1dWgNL2dM:&imgrefurl=http://themouthwashmall.blogspot.com/2011/04/ratanhia-mouthwash-concentrate-17-oz.html&docid=jzBAajskmihvVM&w=440&h=500&ei=LotDTpqwDOTniAKKzO26Ag&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=422&page=1&tbnh=123&tbnw=108&start=0&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0&tx=89&ty=39
It's concentrated so you just put a few drops in your mouth then water. Its so strong you can use it for ulcers.
Then. What you do is. Walk out of the bathroom with the sparkliest mouth ever,
UP YOURS COLGATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
x
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