Toothpaste

If you want to find real information, you have to go and find it.
So never believe advertising. Ever. Even if you see a band poster and it says their playing somewhere, it means their not. Well not really but to an extent.

Anyway, what I'm trying to get at is, I fucking can't stand anything to do with Colgate. They are assholes. They know nothing about cleaning mouths. They also know nothing about toothbrushes. They all probaby have stink breath, and keep trying to find ways to make their stink breath go away. And it just won't. That's why they invent a new tootbrush and toothpaste every 2 days.

The point of my post, is to interest people in a better way to clean their mouth. This will make colgate toothpaste seem like your just covering up your teeth grime with a mint flavoured lolly paste.

This is the sequence of events when I clean my mouth, that is, clean my MOUTH not brush my teeth..

First, I brush my teeth using: http://www.healthpost.co.nz/Personal_Care/Natural_Toothpaste/WLTR/Ratanhia-Toothpaste.html

Its cousin, the salt one: http://www.healthpost.co.nz/Personal_Care/Natural_Toothpaste/WLTS/Salt-Toothpaste.html

is actually way better than the first one, and salt is exceptionally good for your gums.

So I brush my teeth using that, with a regular bristle toothbrush with the HARD texture. (Not those fuckin soft colgate ones with those rubber bits on it that supposedly surround your teeth with an orb of energy that magically lift out the dirt)

Sometimes I sprinlke table salt on my toothbrush over the paste, for extra clean feel and gum health.

After I brush my teeth, I scrape my tongue using a spoon (I keep the same spoon..) but you can buy actual tongue scrapers from a health shop. They look like this: http://www.google.co.nz/imgres?q=tongue+scraper&hl=en&biw=1024&bih=539&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=-Sxhd6CFbgFX3M:&imgrefurl=http://www.atoncer.com/health/ayurveda.htm&docid=1guJpF7AJK8kwM&w=144&h=148&ei=YIlDTvfIHKHhiAKYwuXkAg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=109&page=4&tbnh=105&tbnw=102&start=47&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:47&tx=59&ty=72


THEN (I love this part)
I gargle with Ratanhia mouthwash:
http://www.google.co.nz/imgres?q=ratanhia+mouthwash&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&rls=com.microsoft:en-nz:IE-SearchBox&rlz=1I7ADSA_en&biw=1024&bih=539&tbm=isch&tbnid=01nzq1dWgNL2dM:&imgrefurl=http://themouthwashmall.blogspot.com/2011/04/ratanhia-mouthwash-concentrate-17-oz.html&docid=jzBAajskmihvVM&w=440&h=500&ei=LotDTpqwDOTniAKKzO26Ag&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=422&page=1&tbnh=123&tbnw=108&start=0&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0&tx=89&ty=39

It's concentrated so you just put a few drops in your mouth then water. Its so strong you can use it for ulcers.

Then. What you do is. Walk out of the bathroom with the sparkliest mouth ever,

UP YOURS COLGATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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