This is after posting an ad on a job website for myself. Seriously. Why do people bother?
PRICK: Well just looked at your job and you should go back to NZ there are no job for you here.
Oh also, I am very suprise any guys would want you to massage them. With your look I would maybe pay you $1.00. but really if i wanted you to massage or touch me, you will need to pay me.
Hence, you will not find a job...that i can promise you..legit or not!
ME: JUST BECAUSE YOU CANT GET A JOB YOU FUCKFACE!
PRICK: I DO HAVE A JOB..FULL TIME ACTUALLY....AND I DEFINITE THAT I EARN A SHIT LOAD MORE THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE.
JUST AFTER READING YOUR AD, YOU SOUND LIKE AN ABSOLUTE LOOSER..WHICH FROM YOU REPLY IT CONFIRMED SO.
ME: Oh so you boast about your life. I get it.
Sorry what was the point in replying to my ad?
Please go away and take your boredom out on something else.
Fuckface.
PRICK: It wasn't out of boredom, it was out more of the way you placed that ad....
No wonder why you stilll don't have a job and not wonder why no one have offered you one.
From the way you've replied so far..it just proved that if anyone give you a job, they would be making an absolutely tremendous mistake.
ME: how do you think someone would feel if they got a message like that though? how am i supposed to react?
why did you reply to me in the first place?
why do you care?
dont you have a full time job?
i dont think you should be going around and just putting people down like that. its obviously something to do with your own mentality and your taking it out on others.
what were you doing in the job section of gumtree anyway if your working?
was it just to cause a heap of arguments to feel better about yourself?
im sorry, but people like you dont make me feel bad about myself, if anything they make me try harder.
get a life you fuckin knobhead, you dont even know who the fuck i am, and I promise you, one day you will and if I could meet you i'd spit in your face, cunt.
and ps, have you been through my inbox? do you have any idea if i've had any offers? NO! you DONT! your just assuming!!
pissss offfffff
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Sittin on a cornflake...
I'm going to be in a documentary film. Basically, me and another guy are selling our virginity online and the documentary outlines the process of it all happening. I and the other guy are getting paid $20,000AUD and 90% of the highest bid.
So basically, I am staying in Melbourne.
Halle-fucking-lujah!
So basically, I am staying in Melbourne.
Halle-fucking-lujah!
Thursday, March 12, 2009
I absolutely hate it when you have headphones on and people start talking to you as if you can hear them. I came into the house and I have fucking music playing into my brain, pretty fucking obvious especially if your saying my name over and over again and I don't respond. Then I take my headphones off, and the person is like 'Oh, I was saying your name for ages you must not've heard me.
No fucking shit you dickhead. Why the fuck else would I want to have them on? To zone people like you out? YES!
So this is basically a thankyou to every musician I have high respect for.
And as for other things, eg. updating my stupid life into this box. I have no comment. Except that every fucking time I try, it backfires in my face. And I'm absolutely sick of it.
My flight home is next Friday. I cry every day because of it.
No fucking shit you dickhead. Why the fuck else would I want to have them on? To zone people like you out? YES!
So this is basically a thankyou to every musician I have high respect for.
And as for other things, eg. updating my stupid life into this box. I have no comment. Except that every fucking time I try, it backfires in my face. And I'm absolutely sick of it.
My flight home is next Friday. I cry every day because of it.
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
YIN YANG BLACK WHITE GAY GAY GAY
Hello Ruby. Are you staying in Melbourne, or are you going back to Auckland? Well let me see.. I don't know. I wouldn't have a clue. At all.
Hello Ruby. Is it doing your head in? Yeah. It is. Howd'ya guess?
I hate this. I love the thought of sitting with Alice at her house and talking for ages and then going to buy 80 bucks worth of orange juice and laughing at Phil. I love the thought of Seeing Leah Bing and checking out her house and admiring how well she's doing at life, and just talking for ages with her.
Then I would just love to live here and go see Ash at his uni house in Geelong every other weekend. I'm doing that this weekend I can't wait. And I want to stay so I can see my Simon as well.
I love Fitzroy. I love Titirangi. I love all these people equally. It's fucked. I don't know what to do. But it all depends on what happens at 4pm today. Wish me luck or don't either way it will be good and bad.
Hello Ruby. Is it doing your head in? Yeah. It is. Howd'ya guess?
I hate this. I love the thought of sitting with Alice at her house and talking for ages and then going to buy 80 bucks worth of orange juice and laughing at Phil. I love the thought of Seeing Leah Bing and checking out her house and admiring how well she's doing at life, and just talking for ages with her.
Then I would just love to live here and go see Ash at his uni house in Geelong every other weekend. I'm doing that this weekend I can't wait. And I want to stay so I can see my Simon as well.
I love Fitzroy. I love Titirangi. I love all these people equally. It's fucked. I don't know what to do. But it all depends on what happens at 4pm today. Wish me luck or don't either way it will be good and bad.
Monday, March 2, 2009
Sunday, March 1, 2009
march the first
I hate not knowing what I'm doing. These fucking situations are just so stupid. I feel like someone is just screaming at me in the face not to go home, and to buck up and stay. I fucking hate it. Deep down, in my heart, I do want to stay in Melbourne. And work. And stay in Fitzroy my favourite suburb of all time. Pay my bills off here because it will be ten thousand times easier than doing it from New Zealand.
You could say that I am also terrified of going home. My dad is forever going on about how I should come back and how he'll set up his spare room for me and I can work with his best friend in his new restaurant. That's cool but I just can't stand the thought of being around people that won't understand me. I love beer. I love weed. Rollies are good. And I enjoy acid. I can't see there being any outlet for that at all if I go back to Auckland, if anything I'll just be frowned upon and it's pathetic.
I'm scared that when I see people that everything with them will just be the same, and I'll be screaming to get back to Australia. I figured it would be a good incentive for me to work hard at home so I can come back. But then I'm scared I'll just fall into the cunning little Auckland trap that almost every fucking kiwi I've met - away from home - has admitted to.
Coming away from AK has made me see it in a whole new light. Everything I love about that place fits into one street in Melbourne, and I just become freaked out if I think of some common sight in that place.
It will be amazing. To see my best friends, my family, and all that jazz, but I can say now that I actually know where I want to be. Nothing will ever compare to the luscious west Auckland, booming with nature and being not far away from fantastic waters though. But it's easily said that 'pretty little pure NZ' is definitely not, a reason to stay.
I've had that booming nature thing all my life, right in front of my face, but when your growing up in front of it, and you still have everything else to worry about like family issues and school, relationships with people, and learning about yourself, it's not all flora and fucking fauna. That's where people go wrong, I've met people that are all like 'WAOHW. Your from NZ? Why did you ever leave?'
Are you out of your mind? Fuck you man! I left because New ZEALAND isn't the only fucking place on earth, and because I get ONE life, and I would like to maybe, y'know, get off my ass and see something different so my brain doesn't shatter to pieces in my skull. Is that ok? Cheers.
I don't really know what I'm getting at here. Overall, I think my heart really lies where I am right now, and that going to Auckland is just giving up. I mean, when I do think about it, will I be truly happy with my decision? I've come to a point now where I've realized how powerful choices actually are. Be it anything. The littlest things can set you up for something for your whole life, and I feel like I just need to be around like minded people. That's it. Like minded people. And I am. So why the fuck am I leaving it. I don't know.
All in all, it would be wicked to go home because I love and adore my friends and family and I would cross the seas for them. I just hope I'm not in for some kind of shock that's all.
You could say that I am also terrified of going home. My dad is forever going on about how I should come back and how he'll set up his spare room for me and I can work with his best friend in his new restaurant. That's cool but I just can't stand the thought of being around people that won't understand me. I love beer. I love weed. Rollies are good. And I enjoy acid. I can't see there being any outlet for that at all if I go back to Auckland, if anything I'll just be frowned upon and it's pathetic.
I'm scared that when I see people that everything with them will just be the same, and I'll be screaming to get back to Australia. I figured it would be a good incentive for me to work hard at home so I can come back. But then I'm scared I'll just fall into the cunning little Auckland trap that almost every fucking kiwi I've met - away from home - has admitted to.
Coming away from AK has made me see it in a whole new light. Everything I love about that place fits into one street in Melbourne, and I just become freaked out if I think of some common sight in that place.
It will be amazing. To see my best friends, my family, and all that jazz, but I can say now that I actually know where I want to be. Nothing will ever compare to the luscious west Auckland, booming with nature and being not far away from fantastic waters though. But it's easily said that 'pretty little pure NZ' is definitely not, a reason to stay.
I've had that booming nature thing all my life, right in front of my face, but when your growing up in front of it, and you still have everything else to worry about like family issues and school, relationships with people, and learning about yourself, it's not all flora and fucking fauna. That's where people go wrong, I've met people that are all like 'WAOHW. Your from NZ? Why did you ever leave?'
Are you out of your mind? Fuck you man! I left because New ZEALAND isn't the only fucking place on earth, and because I get ONE life, and I would like to maybe, y'know, get off my ass and see something different so my brain doesn't shatter to pieces in my skull. Is that ok? Cheers.
I don't really know what I'm getting at here. Overall, I think my heart really lies where I am right now, and that going to Auckland is just giving up. I mean, when I do think about it, will I be truly happy with my decision? I've come to a point now where I've realized how powerful choices actually are. Be it anything. The littlest things can set you up for something for your whole life, and I feel like I just need to be around like minded people. That's it. Like minded people. And I am. So why the fuck am I leaving it. I don't know.
All in all, it would be wicked to go home because I love and adore my friends and family and I would cross the seas for them. I just hope I'm not in for some kind of shock that's all.
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