27 2 09

You know what? Fucken hell. I fuckin applied for a renewal of my fuckin passport like, 3 weeks ago, and allowed enough time for it to be sent to NZ and allowed the 10 working days to be processed then allowed the time for it to be sent back minus the weekends, I did everything in my eyes perfectly, and booked my flight a week after I estimated it to get here so it felt like there was all the time in the fuckinnnn world. Then one day. Out of blue clear sky, my passport arrived!
I'm joking, I'll rephrase that funnily enough, wouldn't that be nice. My passport arriving would be brilliant. But no.
So anyway, one day out of blue clear sky, I call the NZ Consulate in Sydney just to, y'know, check up see where it's all at in the processing bullshit, and then the womans like 'Oh, well your passport can't be processed at all because the application was written in pencil' and I was like 'Huh? So what was supposed to happen was I just gonna sit here and wait for the never to be seen passport because I wrote it in pencil?' And she was like 'No, the Department of Internal Affairs in Wellington have sent you a letter 2 days ago explaining the situation' And I'm like oh my fucking god.
So I had to go to the fucking internet cafe to print out the billion page application and fill it out again, send it moderate post (Which was 18 fuckin bucks, I don't understand the fuckin post system man. It's like, standard post, fast post, then express fuckin flash million dollar post, it's like, if your gonna post it, just post the fuckin thing. What is standard post? Does it go in a slow plane or something? Then Express is done with jets and delivered by Olympic Champions on bikes that can go at a million kms an hour as opposed to a fat person walking or something for standard post?? I don't get it!!! FUCK YOU!)
yeah anyway, so I sent the new application, which cost me $18, and now I have to postpone my fucking flight so my fuckport can get here in time which will cost me $40, and I obviously have to stay in Melbourne for at least another 7 working days and that's food and rent!

FUCK! IT WAS JUST A PENCIL YOU MINDLESS FUCKS! FUCK YOU! FUCK! IT HAS BASICALLY COST ME FUCKIN $300 EXTRA DOLLARS JUST BECAUSE I WROTE IN PENCIL! AND NOW YOU GAY GUYS ARE GONNA GET THE EXACT SAME INFORMATION AGAIN IN FUCKIN PEN! SCREW YOUR BALLS! GIVE ME MY DAMN PASSPORT!

Yes so that is one half of me, completely mad as hell about the situation. The other half of me is like ooh yay I get to be in Melbourne a little bit longer hehe..!